January 2012
Lunch at panera and a trip to the dollar tree. Suburban living is so exciting!
December 2011
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tales of a dirty procrastinator
this is vaguely pretty much exactly how my life works:
my friend’s flight gets in at jfk at 1 so i have to be there
and we have to leave to make it to a rehearsal dinner in central PA by 7
and i’m in my pjs still unpacked
today is a crazy day
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#15minmovies
if you’ve been following the journey on twitter, you know that i’m speeding up my netflix queueing by giving each movie an initial 15 minutes. if it’s decent, i give it a bit longer. so far, i’m not doing so well since i end up watching most movies all the way through.
here is the list so far. will keep updating as the project continues.
The Snapper
Welcome to the...
Finally leaving PA and heading back to nyc. #yipeee
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I really think we will all die while washing up the teacups. Whether you’re...
– Abi Morgan, screenwriter of “The Iron Lady”
(full article via NYTimes)
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word of the day: weald →
since i’m stuck in the woods and all
weald \weeld, noun:
1. Wooded or uncultivated country. 2. A region in SE England, in Kent, Surrey, and Essex counties: once a forest area; now an agricultural region.
I am tempted to give one other case, the well-known one of the denudation of the Weald. — Charles Darwin, The Origin of Species
And your advertisements must refer to the...
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there is no fake snow to be found anywhere in...
anyone know where i might be able to buy a package or two of the fake, fluffy, plastic stuff? need it for a photo shoot tomorrow.
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Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
– ERIC K. AULD
(six more Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation via McSweeney’s Internet Tendency)
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Put. A. Mushroom. On. It.
if birds make everything prettier, mushrooms make everything tastier. when you’re coming to dinner at my house, you better believe mushrooms have already been invited
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If you’ve come here from anywhere else on Earth and spent two years living...
– Anthony Bourdain, in answer to “What makes someone a New Yorker?”
(read more 20 more questions answered by the surly chef via Daily Intel)
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i have this theory that the thing about...
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I’ve been baking cookies for 5 and a half hours. My house smells like a...
– my friend chelsea, the only girl in middle school to sneak vodka in a tupperware container
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The hardest period in life is one’s twenties. It’s a shame because...
– Helen Mirren
(more Mirren wisdom via Esquire)
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You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But...
– Jessica, age 9
(more adorable kids’ answers to What Is Love? via bluecentric.com)