we are now plus one pie and turkey breast, minus half a finger nail

thanks for nothing, carrot peeler!

we are now plus one pie and turkey breast, minus half a finger nail

thanks for nothing, carrot peeler!

Posted 5 months ago & Filed under thanksgiving, ouchies, 3 notes

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