Obvs Mary is Kim, Edith is Khloe, and Sybil is Kourtney.
Cora is Kris and Lord Grantham is Bruce.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
EXCEPT MATTHEW IS KANYE WEST.
BUT WAIT ACTUALLY THAT COULD POSSIBLY MAKE ALL THE SENSE EVER.
this is the kind of insanity that makes perfect sense on the internet at 3 a.m.