synecdoche:

on friday you should all come celebrate sam’s birthday with a bunch of music from my stupidly talented friends! hopefully by then i won’t be sick and will celebrate this hellish sober week by doing shots of contraband whiskey in a bathroom stall! it’s free and hell gate is cheap and if i get drunk enough i am kicking everyone off the stage to sing “zombie” by the cranberries for forty minutes!

i have often let you know that sammie rubenfeld is my best friend. but because i agree with mindy kaling and “best friend” is a level, maybe we can be best friends too? only if you come to sammie’s show though. otherwise, don’t even think of talking to me. ever

synecdoche:

on friday you should all come celebrate sam’s birthday with a bunch of music from my stupidly talented friends! hopefully by then i won’t be sick and will celebrate this hellish sober week by doing shots of contraband whiskey in a bathroom stall! it’s free and hell gate is cheap and if i get drunk enough i am kicking everyone off the stage to sing “zombie” by the cranberries for forty minutes!

i have often let you know that sammie rubenfeld is my best friend. but because i agree with mindy kaling and “best friend” is a level, maybe we can be best friends too? only if you come to sammie’s show though. otherwise, don’t even think of talking to me. ever

synecdoche:

on friday you should all come celebrate sam’s birthday with a bunch of music from my stupidly talented friends! hopefully by then i won’t be sick and will celebrate this hellish sober week by doing shots of contraband whiskey in a bathroom stall! it’s free and hell gate is cheap and if i get drunk enough i am kicking everyone off the stage to sing “zombie” by the cranberries for forty minutes!

i have often let you know that sammie rubenfeld is my best friend. but because i agree with mindy kaling and “best friend” is a level, maybe we can be best friends too? only if you come to sammie’s show though. otherwise, don’t even think of talking to me. ever

synecdoche:

on friday you should all come celebrate sam’s birthday with a bunch of music from my stupidly talented friends! hopefully by then i won’t be sick and will celebrate this hellish sober week by doing shots of contraband whiskey in a bathroom stall! it’s free and hell gate is cheap and if i get drunk enough i am kicking everyone off the stage to sing “zombie” by the cranberries for forty minutes!

i have often let you know that sammie rubenfeld is my best friend. but because i agree with mindy kaling and “best friend” is a level, maybe we can be best friends too? only if you come to sammie’s show though. otherwise, don’t even think of talking to me. ever

Notes:

  1. shakespeareandshoes reblogged this from synecdoche and added:
    i have often let you know that sammie rubenfeld is my best friend. but because i agree with mindy kaling and “best...
  2. gifthorsedentistry reblogged this from donglord69 and added:
    There’s gonna be an open mic at Hell Gate the night before* so come to that and then sleep over at the bar**!
  3. benewavvy reblogged this from dontcookbilly and added:
    oh hey i’ll be there
  4. dontcookbilly reblogged this from synecdoche and added:
    I’ll be there. You people should come to.
  5. donglord69 reblogged this from synecdoche and added:
    COME TO SAM’S BIRTHDAY, I LIKE HIM A LOT. I like him
  6. thebeefjerky said: IN MY HEEEAAADD ZOOMBIE ZOOMBIE ZOOOOOOMBIE
  7. thecounterculture said: but why is this in astoria? :(
  8. cowboy-killr said: Hell Gate Social is cooler than any bar in Brooklyn because reasons
  9. synecdoche posted this

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