on friday you should all come celebrate sam’s birthday with a bunch of music from my stupidly talented friends! hopefully by then i won’t be sick and will celebrate this hellish sober week by doing shots of contraband whiskey in a bathroom stall! it’s free and hell gate is cheap and if i get drunk enough i am kicking everyone off the stage to sing “zombie” by the cranberries for forty minutes!
i have often let you know that sammie rubenfeld is my best friend. but because i agree with mindy kaling and “best friend” is a level, maybe we can be best friends too? only if you come to sammie’s show though. otherwise, don’t even think of talking to me. ever