i didn’t think it could, but my love for you grows exponentially every time you ride that sassy horse
– i got up on my sassy horse recently and babycakes approves
i didn’t think it could, but my love for you grows exponentially every time you ride that sassy horse
– i got up on my sassy horse recently and babycakes approves
cheese fries out of a vending machine? who are you
– notes on my snack choices with babycakes christ
notes on fire island, dancing with babycakes christ
- BC: there may be an intense diva dance-off
- me: oh there MUST be. it would be called feet of fire
- BC: i dont know if we can handle it. but im willing to try
- me: the whole island would catch fire
- BC: the irony of a gay club going up in flames on fire island was too much
- BC: and that it was called Sip n Twirl
- me: is that a real thing?
- BC: http://www.longislandpress.com/2011/11/15/fire-island-pines-nightclubs-razed-after-inferno/
- BC: it was a tragedy
lolz in nine frames, courtesy of babycakes
notes on George Michael with babycakes christ
- me: i have pulled up the george michael greatest hits on spotify
- babycakes: yessssssssssssss
- me: "kissing a fool" and "heal the pain are my two favorites." that says a lot
- babycakes: come on, stop being so negative. you gotta have faith
- me: oh haha
- babycakes: i know not everybody has a body like you
- babycakes: you just have to think twice before you give your heart away
- me: i want your sex
- babycakes: that's one way to cheer up
one man’s rendition of “Ignition”
of course, brought to my attention by Babycakes Christ
(Source: youtube.com)
thanks babycakes!
that lady sure knows how to make my fridays better
notes on the pathetic, with babycakes christ
- me: i have my first internet crush. [link] he followed me on twitter and i spent a part of my night internet stalking him. my life is so sad
- BC: i can do you one better - today is the second time in the last week that i've realized mid-day that i was wearing my underwear inside out
thoughts on Courtney Stodden with Babycakes Christ
me: that’s filthy! i don’t think i’m supposed to be looking at those at work
BC: i feel like every time i click on a courtney stodden link i’m upping my chances of getting arrested for child porn.
me: she’s really the worst. i think she should forced to do an hour of community service for every tweet she sends or picture she poses for. but not the kind of community service where you talk to people - the kind where you pick up trash on the road. maybe she’ll find her dignity there
BC: AHAHAHAHA doubtful
(photo via Mail Online)
Babycakes Christ might have found the most awful thing ever. this is horrible and so bad i can’t even continue writing about it because my gag reflex has kicked in and all i can this is “grossssss”
(there are more of these to gaga over via Body Candy Body Jewelry)
notes on santacon, sluts with babycakes christ
- BC: yea i heard about santacon
- me: it seems like there's a high douche potential
- BC: yea and girls dressed as sluts. i hate girls who just dress like sluts on special occasions. It takes away from women like me who dress like a slut every day. They don't have the dedication I do
notes on personal hygiene and relationships with babycakes christ
“if your reasoning for shaving for your boyfriend is not so he can touch smooth legs but because you don’t want your legs to be hairier than his, you need to look at your life and look at your choices. write that down”
notes on internet dating with babycakes christ
here’s what babycakes had to say about @howaboutwe: “it’s a cool concept, finding someone based on their idea of a good date.” and also…
candidate 1: “How about we… Find the macaroons closet to the real parisian ones…” - i already found a man for you
candidate 2: “How about we… she got to be pretty nice in shape” - i dont think he got the concept
candidate 3: “How about we… Go out for an early dinner at one of my favorite local spots, then take a drive down to my favorite park on the water and checkout sunset” - i found the gilgo strangler. Remove/Report
