oh you know, cause everyone is up at 2:00 a.m. watching home organizing videos, right?

(but seriously, more decluttering tips here)

maureenoco:

Baby dust mop.

great idea! i’ve long said babies need to be put to good use. dusting seems as good a use as any

maureenoco:

Baby dust mop.

great idea! i’ve long said babies need to be put to good use. dusting seems as good a use as any

justsayjolie:

Enjoying a cup of tea in the Bleachie mug a certain editrix made for me.

omg Jolie Kerr has a Bleachie mug! i’ll bet it’s the cleanest mug of them all

justsayjolie:

Enjoying a cup of tea in the Bleachie mug a certain editrix made for me.

omg Jolie Kerr has a Bleachie mug! i’ll bet it’s the cleanest mug of them all

everything i love about everything is in this hilariousness.
also, am i the only one a wee bit afraid of this incredible AI? i’ve probably fallen asleep to that movie too many times (read: not ever seen it the whole way through), but i definitely remember cute Hailey Joel and cuter Jude Law and in my wildest insanity, i feel a little bad for Siri. maybe she just wants to do her job and not answer silly questions. just maybe

everything i love about everything is in this hilariousness.

also, am i the only one a wee bit afraid of this incredible AI? i’ve probably fallen asleep to that movie too many times (read: not ever seen it the whole way through), but i definitely remember cute Hailey Joel and cuter Jude Law and in my wildest insanity, i feel a little bad for Siri. maybe she just wants to do her job and not answer silly questions. just maybe

(via shitthatsirisays)

GENTLEMEN, LISTEN UP: Do not barf in our handbags. (This is a thing we apparently need to say now? Were you all aware of the need to say that? Because I assuredly was not!) LADIES, YOUR TURN: If your gentleman friend barfs in your handbag, please clean out the vomit and then fill the thing with bricks and use it to beat him about the head and neck. Jesus.

oh you know, cause everyone is up at 2:00 a.m. watching home organizing videos, right?

(but seriously, more decluttering tips here)

maureenoco:

Baby dust mop.

great idea! i’ve long said babies need to be put to good use. dusting seems as good a use as any

maureenoco:

Baby dust mop.

great idea! i’ve long said babies need to be put to good use. dusting seems as good a use as any

justsayjolie:

Enjoying a cup of tea in the Bleachie mug a certain editrix made for me.

omg Jolie Kerr has a Bleachie mug! i’ll bet it’s the cleanest mug of them all

justsayjolie:

Enjoying a cup of tea in the Bleachie mug a certain editrix made for me.

omg Jolie Kerr has a Bleachie mug! i’ll bet it’s the cleanest mug of them all

everything i love about everything is in this hilariousness.
also, am i the only one a wee bit afraid of this incredible AI? i’ve probably fallen asleep to that movie too many times (read: not ever seen it the whole way through), but i definitely remember cute Hailey Joel and cuter Jude Law and in my wildest insanity, i feel a little bad for Siri. maybe she just wants to do her job and not answer silly questions. just maybe

everything i love about everything is in this hilariousness.

also, am i the only one a wee bit afraid of this incredible AI? i’ve probably fallen asleep to that movie too many times (read: not ever seen it the whole way through), but i definitely remember cute Hailey Joel and cuter Jude Law and in my wildest insanity, i feel a little bad for Siri. maybe she just wants to do her job and not answer silly questions. just maybe

(via shitthatsirisays)

GENTLEMEN, LISTEN UP: Do not barf in our handbags. (This is a thing we apparently need to say now? Were you all aware of the need to say that? Because I assuredly was not!) LADIES, YOUR TURN: If your gentleman friend barfs in your handbag, please clean out the vomit and then fill the thing with bricks and use it to beat him about the head and neck. Jesus.
"GENTLEMEN, LISTEN UP: Do not barf in our handbags. (This is a thing we apparently need to say now? Were you all aware of the need to say that? Because I assuredly was not!) LADIES, YOUR TURN: If your gentleman friend barfs in your handbag, please clean out the vomit and then fill the thing with bricks and use it to beat him about the head and neck. Jesus."

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