particular concerns: “Girls” 


i am having a lot of mixed feelings about this new HBO show. i hated “Tiny Furniture.” it was a poorly written, worse acted and generally self-indulgent time suck. i spent the majority of the movie shouting “do some volunteer work!” at the screen.

i also hate that this show exclusively stars the daughters of very successful people. not that children of people who are successful shouldn’t also be successful. but come on, there’s no denying the power of nepotism. Lena Dunham is not that talented. yes, i admire that she made a movie and that she’s a female filmmaker in an industry we’re forever being told is devoid of them. fine, she’s a a person with a vagina making movies (her, not the vagina - though i’m sure that’s not far off). but none of this should mask that she’s still not very good.

mostly, i hate that i will probably watch this and relate to it. and not because it’s relatable, but because it’s been designed that way. which is worst of all. all things that seek out to “capture the millenial twentysomething milieu” by setting up shop in brooklyn and making pithy pop culture references make me want to type out BARF in all caps all over my screen.

thoughts?

particular concerns: why i never, ever go to realsimple.com

i used to really like real simple. it’s a lovely magazine, a resourceful website, a brilliant brand. i used to have a subscription even. most of the old issues are still littering the living room, under coffee tables and beside the TV stand (not in neat stacks the magazine itself would approve of). earlier this afternoon, while wondering what to do with the salmon defrosting at home, i suddenly couldn’t imagine why i’d stopped reading the modern homemaker’s bible. so i tried it out again for some quick inspiration.

45 minutes after typing in their url, i had three recipes for soup lined up (roasted carrot and parsnip, colombian chicken and potato, and the greek one - yummm), learned how to be more organized, make over my closet and deep into a slideshow on how to use old things ”in new ways.”

oh and there are now four salmon recipes (with crisp potatoes, with potato salad, with potatoes and mushrooms or honey soy glazed with spinach and peppers) to choose from for tonight. 

it’s like they’re too good at getting you interested in their brilliant slideshows. one click to their dot com and you’re stuck there, endlessly making lists of hangers to buy, paint colors to try and spices to replenish. this might not be their scope, but color me overwhelmed! today i decided, i’m entirely too neurotic for real simple’s pared down way of life

i remember on “30 Rock,” Jenna was going to be on the Wool Council. next logical question: is there a cashmere council? because if so, i’m certain i would do a very fine job as their spokesperson. of course, i would learn to go around saying “that’s not very caaazhzhzhzhmeeere”
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i remember on “30 Rock,” Jenna was going to be on the Wool Council. next logical question: is there a cashmere council? because if so, i’m certain i would do a very fine job as their spokesperson. of course, i would learn to go around saying “that’s not very caaazhzhzhzhmeeere”

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PARTICULAR CONCERNS: short sleeve sweaters
the problem with short sleeve sweaters is that your arms are still bare, even though you’re already wearing the item that you normally layer over something when you’re cold. and with bare arms, they’re bound to get cold. so what do you put on over the short sleeve sweater? not another sweater, surely. a blazer then? but wearing a sweater and a blazer indoors makes you pretty warm.
this is the predicament in which i find myself today, and the very serious issue i contemplated getting dressed this morning. i expect the men in white to come take me away any minute. i’m sure they don’t have short sleeve sweater concerns in the loony bin. or at the very least, the proper medicine cocktail to make the matter less urgent
(photo via)

PARTICULAR CONCERNS: short sleeve sweaters

the problem with short sleeve sweaters is that your arms are still bare, even though you’re already wearing the item that you normally layer over something when you’re cold. and with bare arms, they’re bound to get cold. so what do you put on over the short sleeve sweater? not another sweater, surely. a blazer then? but wearing a sweater and a blazer indoors makes you pretty warm.

this is the predicament in which i find myself today, and the very serious issue i contemplated getting dressed this morning. i expect the men in white to come take me away any minute. i’m sure they don’t have short sleeve sweater concerns in the loony bin. or at the very least, the proper medicine cocktail to make the matter less urgent

(photo via)

particular concerns: “Girls” 


i am having a lot of mixed feelings about this new HBO show. i hated “Tiny Furniture.” it was a poorly written, worse acted and generally self-indulgent time suck. i spent the majority of the movie shouting “do some volunteer work!” at the screen.

i also hate that this show exclusively stars the daughters of very successful people. not that children of people who are successful shouldn’t also be successful. but come on, there’s no denying the power of nepotism. Lena Dunham is not that talented. yes, i admire that she made a movie and that she’s a female filmmaker in an industry we’re forever being told is devoid of them. fine, she’s a a person with a vagina making movies (her, not the vagina - though i’m sure that’s not far off). but none of this should mask that she’s still not very good.

mostly, i hate that i will probably watch this and relate to it. and not because it’s relatable, but because it’s been designed that way. which is worst of all. all things that seek out to “capture the millenial twentysomething milieu” by setting up shop in brooklyn and making pithy pop culture references make me want to type out BARF in all caps all over my screen.

thoughts?

particular concerns: why i never, ever go to realsimple.com

i used to really like real simple. it’s a lovely magazine, a resourceful website, a brilliant brand. i used to have a subscription even. most of the old issues are still littering the living room, under coffee tables and beside the TV stand (not in neat stacks the magazine itself would approve of). earlier this afternoon, while wondering what to do with the salmon defrosting at home, i suddenly couldn’t imagine why i’d stopped reading the modern homemaker’s bible. so i tried it out again for some quick inspiration.

45 minutes after typing in their url, i had three recipes for soup lined up (roasted carrot and parsnip, colombian chicken and potato, and the greek one - yummm), learned how to be more organized, make over my closet and deep into a slideshow on how to use old things ”in new ways.”

oh and there are now four salmon recipes (with crisp potatoes, with potato salad, with potatoes and mushrooms or honey soy glazed with spinach and peppers) to choose from for tonight. 

it’s like they’re too good at getting you interested in their brilliant slideshows. one click to their dot com and you’re stuck there, endlessly making lists of hangers to buy, paint colors to try and spices to replenish. this might not be their scope, but color me overwhelmed! today i decided, i’m entirely too neurotic for real simple’s pared down way of life

before this morning i didn’t know who/what skrillex was

now i do. and i don’t like it/him (?)

i remember on “30 Rock,” Jenna was going to be on the Wool Council. next logical question: is there a cashmere council? because if so, i’m certain i would do a very fine job as their spokesperson. of course, i would learn to go around saying “that’s not very caaazhzhzhzhmeeere”
(photo via)

i remember on “30 Rock,” Jenna was going to be on the Wool Council. next logical question: is there a cashmere council? because if so, i’m certain i would do a very fine job as their spokesperson. of course, i would learn to go around saying “that’s not very caaazhzhzhzhmeeere”

(photo via)

PARTICULAR CONCERNS: short sleeve sweaters
the problem with short sleeve sweaters is that your arms are still bare, even though you’re already wearing the item that you normally layer over something when you’re cold. and with bare arms, they’re bound to get cold. so what do you put on over the short sleeve sweater? not another sweater, surely. a blazer then? but wearing a sweater and a blazer indoors makes you pretty warm.
this is the predicament in which i find myself today, and the very serious issue i contemplated getting dressed this morning. i expect the men in white to come take me away any minute. i’m sure they don’t have short sleeve sweater concerns in the loony bin. or at the very least, the proper medicine cocktail to make the matter less urgent
(photo via)

PARTICULAR CONCERNS: short sleeve sweaters

the problem with short sleeve sweaters is that your arms are still bare, even though you’re already wearing the item that you normally layer over something when you’re cold. and with bare arms, they’re bound to get cold. so what do you put on over the short sleeve sweater? not another sweater, surely. a blazer then? but wearing a sweater and a blazer indoors makes you pretty warm.

this is the predicament in which i find myself today, and the very serious issue i contemplated getting dressed this morning. i expect the men in white to come take me away any minute. i’m sure they don’t have short sleeve sweater concerns in the loony bin. or at the very least, the proper medicine cocktail to make the matter less urgent

(photo via)

particular concerns: why i never, ever go to realsimple.com
before this morning i didn’t know who/what skrillex was

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