“I wasnt actually sleeping. I’m a beta tester for Google Eyelids. I was merely updating my Facebook page.” - Morgan Freeman is my idol
“I wasnt actually sleeping. I’m a beta tester for Google Eyelids. I was merely updating my Facebook page.” - Morgan Freeman is my idol
“I don’t fuck with the ocean water. That’s my biggest fear, I swear to god….I used to love water. I seen “Titanic” and I was like, ‘Aw hell no.’”
Waka Flocka Flame proves to The Boombox that he’s ‘Completely Insane’
A couple of days ago someone was like, “Hashtag round butt!” And I was like, “What’s a hashtag? Is it some sort of hash? Like, ‘Tag, you’re it! Haaaaaash!’” And they were like, [yells] “No! You know! Like, hashtag, man! Hashtag!” And I was like, “No. I’m a fucking adult.
happy easter everyone!
(bunny courtesy of Julian Shenoy)
this is why Posh never smiles. her ice stare is tumblr-proof
(Source: actresseswithoutteeth)
when my first bloody mary finally gets to the table during brunch…
poor mel
(Source: confusedmelgibson)
how i plan to bless all meals going forward
(Source: sterlingarcherdraperpryce)
@AnnaKendrick47 really gets it
humph!
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obama is not impressed
(by The White House)
2012 in a picture. via
The Gangnam Style tattoo though..
i’m out. this is it. we’re done for now
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internet, you’re beautiful. i love ya! thanks for keeping me employed and happy this year. wahoo 2013!
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