shakespeare & shoes

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Posts tagged "the internet is silly"

there’s a line of Nutcracker-only costumes that you can buy for your creepy creepy Nutcracker production needs. or something

my favorite of the exploding actresses gifs. see more via The Soup here or, you know, on Tumblr

"I wasnt actually sleeping. I’m a beta tester for Google Eyelids. I was merely updating my Facebook page." - Morgan Freeman is my idol

"I don’t fuck with the ocean water. That’s my biggest fear, I swear to god….I used to love water. I seen "Titanic" and I was like, ‘Aw hell no.’" 

Waka Flocka Flame proves to The Boombox that he’s ‘Completely Insane’

A couple of days ago someone was like, “Hashtag round butt!” And I was like, “What’s a hashtag? Is it some sort of hash? Like, ‘Tag, you’re it! Haaaaaash!’” And they were like, [yells] “No! You know! Like, hashtag, man! Hashtag!” And I was like, “No. I’m a fucking adult.”

happy easter everyone!

(bunny courtesy of )

this is why Posh never smiles. her ice stare is tumblr-proof

when my first bloody mary finally gets to the table during brunch…

(Pug Puppy That Is So Cute It Hurts via BuzzFeed)