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“I wasnt actually sleeping. I’m a beta tester for Google Eyelids. I was merely updating my Facebook page.” - Morgan Freeman is my idol

“I wasnt actually sleeping. I’m a beta tester for Google Eyelids. I was merely updating my Facebook page.” - Morgan Freeman is my idol

“I don’t fuck with the ocean water. That’s my biggest fear, I swear to god….I used to love water. I seen “Titanic” and I was like, ‘Aw hell no.’” 
Waka Flocka Flame proves to The Boombox that he’s ‘Completely Insane’

“I don’t fuck with the ocean water. That’s my biggest fear, I swear to god….I used to love water. I seen “Titanic” and I was like, ‘Aw hell no.’” 

Waka Flocka Flame proves to The Boombox that he’s ‘Completely Insane’

A couple of days ago someone was like, “Hashtag round butt!” And I was like, “What’s a hashtag? Is it some sort of hash? Like, ‘Tag, you’re it! Haaaaaash!’” And they were like, [yells] “No! You know! Like, hashtag, man! Hashtag!” And I was like, “No. I’m a fucking adult.
happy easter everyone!
(bunny courtesy of Julian Shenoy)

happy easter everyone!

(bunny courtesy of )

this is why Posh never smiles. her ice stare is tumblr-proof

this is why Posh never smiles. her ice stare is tumblr-proof

(Source: actresseswithoutteeth)

when my first bloody mary finally gets to the table during brunch…
(Pug Puppy That Is So Cute It Hurts via BuzzFeed)

when my first bloody mary finally gets to the table during brunch…

(Pug Puppy That Is So Cute It Hurts via BuzzFeed)

how i plan to bless all meals going forward

how i plan to bless all meals going forward

(Source: sterlingarcherdraperpryce)

discoveringusmc-emily:

meme-meme:

2012 in a picture. via

The Gangnam Style tattoo though..

i’m out. this is it. we’re done for now

discoveringusmc-emily:

meme-meme:

2012 in a picture. via

The Gangnam Style tattoo though..

i’m out. this is it. we’re done for now

(via attheageofdecay)

internet, you’re beautiful. i love ya! thanks for keeping me employed and happy this year. wahoo 2013!

internet, you’re beautiful. i love ya! thanks for keeping me employed and happy this year. wahoo 2013!

(via finnharriesbum)

“I wasnt actually sleeping. I’m a beta tester for Google Eyelids. I was merely updating my Facebook page.” - Morgan Freeman is my idol

“I wasnt actually sleeping. I’m a beta tester for Google Eyelids. I was merely updating my Facebook page.” - Morgan Freeman is my idol

“I don’t fuck with the ocean water. That’s my biggest fear, I swear to god….I used to love water. I seen “Titanic” and I was like, ‘Aw hell no.’” 
Waka Flocka Flame proves to The Boombox that he’s ‘Completely Insane’

“I don’t fuck with the ocean water. That’s my biggest fear, I swear to god….I used to love water. I seen “Titanic” and I was like, ‘Aw hell no.’” 

Waka Flocka Flame proves to The Boombox that he’s ‘Completely Insane’

A couple of days ago someone was like, “Hashtag round butt!” And I was like, “What’s a hashtag? Is it some sort of hash? Like, ‘Tag, you’re it! Haaaaaash!’” And they were like, [yells] “No! You know! Like, hashtag, man! Hashtag!” And I was like, “No. I’m a fucking adult.
happy easter everyone!
(bunny courtesy of Julian Shenoy)

happy easter everyone!

(bunny courtesy of )

this is why Posh never smiles. her ice stare is tumblr-proof

this is why Posh never smiles. her ice stare is tumblr-proof

(Source: actresseswithoutteeth)

when my first bloody mary finally gets to the table during brunch…
(Pug Puppy That Is So Cute It Hurts via BuzzFeed)

when my first bloody mary finally gets to the table during brunch…

(Pug Puppy That Is So Cute It Hurts via BuzzFeed)

poor mel

poor mel

(Source: confusedmelgibson)

how i plan to bless all meals going forward

how i plan to bless all meals going forward

(Source: sterlingarcherdraperpryce)

humph!
(via someecards.com)

humph!

(via someecards.com)

discoveringusmc-emily:

meme-meme:

2012 in a picture. via

The Gangnam Style tattoo though..

i’m out. this is it. we’re done for now

discoveringusmc-emily:

meme-meme:

2012 in a picture. via

The Gangnam Style tattoo though..

i’m out. this is it. we’re done for now

(via attheageofdecay)

internet, you’re beautiful. i love ya! thanks for keeping me employed and happy this year. wahoo 2013!

internet, you’re beautiful. i love ya! thanks for keeping me employed and happy this year. wahoo 2013!

(via finnharriesbum)

"A couple of days ago someone was like, “Hashtag round butt!” And I was like, “What’s a hashtag? Is it some sort of hash? Like, ‘Tag, you’re it! Haaaaaash!’” And they were like, [yells] “No! You know! Like, hashtag, man! Hashtag!” And I was like, “No. I’m a fucking adult."

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