clear alcohols are for rich women on diets
– having recently taken a liking to bourbon, i agree with Ron Swanson
clear alcohols are for rich women on diets
– having recently taken a liking to bourbon, i agree with Ron Swanson
There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people…
–
@ImTracyMorgan (via brooklynmutt)
i really love tracy morgan. have i mentioned that before? honestly, i love him.
Butter is everything, you ignorant bitch - this felt important enough to bring out today
bathroom inspiration @oakley #beyondreason tonight w/ @kissmybuns
you know, cause this is my life now
(thanks to Topper for sending it)
Keep your expectations low and be surprised if I show up.
– a wise, old lady that may or may not have been Miss Caroline Hendrix
i’ve said this before but damn! Charlize Theron really is the most beautiful woman
put on some makeup, you dumb bitch!
– Joan Rivers in regards to Chloe Sevigny looking a hot mess
words to live by
(via Stuff Journalists Like)
this little quote has a lovely little design
(via warbyparker: Help Ink: deliberatepace)
I always say I cannot work with bitches; they block my creativity.
Without Pizza Hut’s Book-It program, you’d probably be functionally illiterate.
– this is probably more true than most of us realize
listen; there’s a hell of a good universe next door: let’s go
– e.e. cummings
the world is grand, awfully big and astonishingly beautiful, frequently thrilling. but i love new york
–
dorothy kilgallen, columnist and “what’s my line” celebrity
also known as, my high school yearbook quote
truth time: i’m looking forward to sitting on my couch in tampa and watching movies checked out from the library
what’s your secret, home behavior?
