shakespeare & shoes

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Posts tagged "wahhh"

hey remember the super cute dog? here’s what she did to my headphones 

they are filming Gossip Girl on my block next week and i won’t be here to stalk them 

this is the ugliest thing i’ve seen all day. why are you doing this to me, Google???

he was really cute and i wanted to talk to him. so instead, i stared at the back of his head for 20 minutes and then left to go to dinner
— 出典:cause dating is hard

internet - you are taking up all of my time

give it back! at least enough of it to do my dishes and brush my teeth

i got a brain freeze walking home from the subway. did you know that could happen?

- this message brought to you by weather complaint of the day

hey rain, thanks for screwing up my beach plans!

i had grand visions of going to the beach tomorrow for the first time this summer. i was super excited, all ready and even psyched myself up about being in a bathing suit (because no one, no matter how lovely you are naked, actually likes being in a bikini - though growing up in florida forced me to embrace it.) ANYWAY, just as i was making plans to buy grapes and lunchables for our beach picnic, i got this note from my dear friend babycakes:

In Suffolk County, the health department issued an advisory Thursday against swimming at 22 beaches because of heavy rainfall. It recommends that people do not swim until at least 24 hours after the rain has stopped due to potentially high bacteria levels in water at the beaches, caused by heavy rains.

"potentially high bacteria levels"??? what the piss does that mean?! for now, it just means me and my navy blue polka dot bikini will not be making their season debut on robert moses tomorrow.

oh and you prob shouldn’t go to the beach anywhere on long island either. wouldn’t want you to get a terrible bacterial infection